A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook
for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind
of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids are eager
to know what the meat is on their plates, so they beg their dad for a clue. The
dad said, "Well, it's what mommy calls me sometimes."The little girl
screams to her brother, "Don't eat it!!!! Its an ASSHOLE...!!!!!!